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Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 March 12, 2014

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Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

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Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 10, 2017

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gerk

Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.

Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."

Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.

by amandapants September 16, 2009

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Gerk

Gerk is geek + nerd. Nerd has a lot of meanings but its mainly when your really smart. And geek is usally when your into geeky things like Star Wars, video games, ect.

Wow! She/he gets straight A's and is a huge Star Wars fan, she/he is a gerk.

by GerkGirl88 December 1, 2013

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gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 4, 2007

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Gerk

a jerk with a capital G

the dude's a total jerk with a capital G

no need to be a jerk with a capital G, you Gerk

by PerfectPeridot June 2, 2021

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