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when your by yourself and you lounge around in your house, apartment, dorm, etc. naked. either because you like being naked or too lazy to put clothes on
G always has personal reflection time for an hour after his 6 am workout. LOL
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When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life
“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”
“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”
“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”
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racist
white person
John the Black nigger: I am not racist
Jim the white cracker: I am racist becuase im a white person
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When a piece of literature is written in 3rd person, but switches to 2nd person tell a joke, thereby making the joke seem funnier and more realistic
"Bob was having a rough day, like the time you beat up your roommate just because he wouldn't let you have his pretzels."
Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke!
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The "person above you" generally refers to the person that posted before you on a website forum.
Dude 1 - Would you date the person above you?
Dude 2 - Totally!
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An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
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Women who do not interact authentically in conversation based how attractive they think they are in relation to the person they are conversing with. They rely on generic platitudes as a means of minimal effort and offer no real substance.
Joe: Josh did you talk to Vanessa
Josh: I talked to Vanessa but it wasn't worth it because she has hot girl personality.