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The sexual act/position that consists of standing doggie-style heterosexual intercourse that is rapid and forceful that randomly switches from vagina to anus while smoking a cigarette and honking a car horn mounted on the bedpost.
Hey, get the car horn ready. I'm in the mood for a Shanghai Cab Ride tonight.
When a guy cums in a girl after doggie style sex, he keeps his cock in her and they walk as a team to the bathroom so the cum doesn't leak all over the bed sheets. The penis keeps the cum in the pussy while the legs operate the train.
Jen: Oh my god, that is so much cum, I just changed my bed sheets!
Joe: No worries babe, I'll give you a Filly Train Ride.
To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.
When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.
The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"
Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
What you doing tonight Sue?
I'm riding the covered wagon!
Ewww, T.M.I.
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A fancier way of saying a heroin trip
Bill: "Where's John? He's supposed to be here..."
Sam:" He said he's off in seclusion"
Bill:"Seclusion? He's probably off in a hotel room somewhere riding the white tiger"
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Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.
My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!
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You're dead a long time. Live each day, whatever it throws at you. Turn mistakes into experiences. Live and learn and enjoy the trip.
You are born and then you die. That's life. Enjoy the ride.
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