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One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.
Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.
When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.
My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.
If someone says something you don't understand or just don't want to answer, a common thing the hip generation does is say "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"
Acting like they didn't hear what they said.
Irrelevant person:"Do you wanna see my earwax collection?"
You: "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"
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Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.
holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad
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People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.
How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp
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to pleasure another by licking his or her anus
hey baby, I wanna toss your salad
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syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'
She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.
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