something that is extremely janky, strange, and poor quality
Wow, look at that car! It's covered in jank sauce!
OMG, it doesn't even have doors!
The result of stripping a slice of pizza of its delicious cheese.
Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.
Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.
Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
the internal sadness when something so terrible happens you can’t help but try to cope with humor
Person 1: my best friend is moving away
Person 2: sad sauce
"Hey!" "What??" "Where'd you put the utter sauce?" "What the fuck is utter sauce?" "It's basically milk" "Go fuck yourself anthony"
A sauce commonly used by people of aesthetics.
Hey man can I have some of that AESTHETIC SAUCE?
Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.
Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices
Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?