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In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.
(the spanking test)
The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.
Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."
adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.
of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
"that tv show was such a johnny test''
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A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are
Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.
There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple
Scale:
1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated
3 pencil = empty
4 pencil = completely drained
5 pencil = witch tits
6 pencil = completely ruined
7 pencil = football socks
8 pencil = sausage tits
I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are
A woman (up to 5 persons) who agrees with this test must lay on her back and spread eagle. A man with either lemon or lime squeezes the fruit on to the pussy, then see if the woman responds with a scream (waaa)( ouch)or (it burns) then she has some sort of clitora infection. If not the. Grab a hold of her for a good time!
Dude: Lay down girls it’s time for a citrus test!
Girl 1: I’ve pass multiple citrus tests before
Girl 2: what’s a citrus test
Girl 3: ‘explains it’
Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn
When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.