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A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control
Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation
When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.
His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!
Boy by the book~ a boy that acts like a stereo typical boy
Stacy ~"Hey look at Johnny!"
Grace~ " Ew! He's such a boy by the book!"
while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.
I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.
noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.