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National no homework April Friday the 13th.A day when homework is not needed and people get to relax.
Man school sucks, i can wait fot national no homework day.
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National Bff Day is September 28th this is a day to celbrate with friends or to be thankful for your best friend
Happy National Bff Day to all
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National Victor Day- Is a day where we celebrate and thank Victor for all the awesomeness and funniest things he does for people. And how he can change people’s day in a matter of seconds. From now on every April 23rd we have to honor Victor for the moments we all have him until we don’t.
April 23rd is National Victor Day we have to thank victor for his awesomeness and how he’s funny
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1. (n) An explosion.
Jack: Hey did you hear the Chinese National Anthem playing last night?
Hanns: Yeah. It woke me up.
Jack: Yeah, I think a plane crashed.
See also Chinese Fire Drill or Chinese Puzzle.
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A highly unintelligent stupid day that does NOT exist. It was created by idiotic Neanderthals.
Idiot: “yo it’s national rape day let’s go rape”
Mr. Clean: -SLAPS. SPRAYS IDIOT’S FACE WITH LYSOL.- “BITCH, NO. THAT IS EVIL. ALSO IT IS A FUCKING PANDEMIC.”
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The kind of nationalism regurgitated by Hackney cab drivers, and peddled to them through papers like The Sun.
"I fink dat the problem in dis country is all dese pakis n wogs stealin' British jobs."
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Kelvin Mckenzie and Jon Gaunt are dicks, and deserve to be hung, drawn and quatered. Then hung again.
- An example of Hackney cab nationalism.
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National Thot Day is celebrated every October 19th to commend and celebrate all the trash ass thots that walk amoung us.
Guy 1: Hey are you celebrating National Thot Day?
Guy 2: Ye lol I just drop kicked this Thot on my way to work
Guy 1: That’s actually epic
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