National Rape Day

A highly unintelligent stupid day that does NOT exist. It was created by idiotic Neanderthals.

Idiot: “yo it’s national rape day let’s go rape”
Mr. Clean: -SLAPS. SPRAYS IDIOT’S FACE WITH LYSOL.- “BITCH, NO. THAT IS EVIL. ALSO IT IS A FUCKING PANDEMIC.”

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Canada

A horrifying and cold country with rampant maple leafs and hockey players. All entry into the country is currently forbidden, not so much because of the pandemic but because they are currently plotting world domination and are fed up.

Canada: “EVERYONE STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. We are tired of your shit.”