Random
Source Code

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 17, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shut the front door before i slam you out the back

โ€œa very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their backโ€ - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

4๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

by bluebear September 12, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

Presented by Sogoodly

by โ™ฅ๐Ÿ—บโ˜  May 20, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

by Dr. Dirty August 15, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 June 13, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 1013๐Ÿ‘Ž