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A crucial lawyering skill best taught at high altitudes, in the foggy mountains of East Asia, by an unremittingly cruel and forbidding sensei. The pupil should be forced to subsist only on a diet of insects and tree bark, must punch out memos until his or her fingers bleed, and must learn to live without sleep -- permanently. Whenever the pupil makes a mistake, he or she must be severely beaten with a Bluebook to the point of unconsciousness.
The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.
"Do NOT mess with that guy. He learned Legal Research and Writing from the legendary Chu-Han. I am so not even joking."
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When you're trying to think up of a word to define on Urban Dictionary and you see "Write for a large audience" on the new word creator page.
1. Be general
2. Write for giants
"Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information."
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A term used by "lads" it means going to graffiti it is the street term.
lad1:Sd0in lAdskee lEts Write Up bRaz
lad2:Nm lAd...wEr u WannA Writ bRa
lad1 AnyWer lad Sg0 BrA
lad2:AiitE lad
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a phrase used to emphasize that nobody cares. usually said to narcissistic people to deflate their monstrous egos
Brad: What's up Rob you tryna grab some grub?
Robert: Sure man I just got back from my adult softball league just gotta shower real quick
Brad: Damn Rob I batted cleanup back in high-school
Robert: here you go again, Bradley. for the love of god go write a book about it
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Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss
Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.
One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.
"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."
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working for hours for free to ask for free money; and usually denied the money anyways. If you don't then you get to do more hours of volunteer work.
wanna go out?
can't busy grant writing?
why you know you're just gonna be counting scat samples if you get it
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