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I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.
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A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.
You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".
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A level of inebriation where one consumes so much alcohol that he/she blacks out. The term is often associated with having the best night of your life. Often considered one step above white girl wasted, being blackout barbie is the ultimate level of drunkenness. After being blackout barbie you will wake up knowing you had an amazing night, although you will not remember any of it.
Barbie: Yo Ken, you we're so drunk last night!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!
Overly outgoing girls with blonde hair who wear too much make-up and makes everyone jealous.
"Ahh, I can't see, it's too bright, I'm blind"
"It looks like Sunshine Barbie has arrived to the party..."
Barbie movie is a 2023 live action film that has nothing to do with the actual toy.
In the matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie and her fellow Barbies thrive as successful and independent women, while their Ken counterparts lead carefree lives at the beach. However, Barbie's world is turned upside down when she begins to worry about her mortality and discovers physical changes. To find a cure, she ventures into the real world, accompanied by Ken.
In the real world, they face various challenges and even get arrested, leading Barbie to reconnect with her owner Sasha. Barbie realizes that her existential crisis is linked to Sasha's mother, Gloria, who projected her own identity issues onto the doll. Together, they embark on a journey back to Barbieland.
Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchal system and becomes the leader of the Kens, resulting in the Barbies being relegated to submissive roles. Barbie tries to restore balance, but faces resistance. With the support of Sasha, Gloria, and others, the Barbies overthrow the Kens and promote equality in their society.
Barbie and Ken reconcile, understanding the need for individuality. Barbie decides to embrace her human side and returns to the real world. Ultimately, she attends her first gynecological appointment with her newfound identity as "Barbara Handler."
According to Ben Shapiro, this is the wokest movie ever made.
Guy 1: Did you see Oppenheimer?
Guy2: No, but I saw Barbie movie.
Guy 3: I saw Barbenheimer.
Ben Shapiro: Let me begin with my generalized assessment of Barbie. Barbie is not just a piece of shit. This movie is a flaming piece of dog shit piled on top of an entire dumpster on fire, piled on top of a landfill filled with dog shit. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen on every possible level, it is a horrific movie.
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a phrase that NO australian ever says. EVER.
" lets never put a shrimp on the barbie."
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A woman who appears much prettier in the blacklight at a party/club than she really is.
"After having seen Whitney in the Daylight, I realized shewas a total blacklight barbie."
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