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Sweating is one thing, but hyper hydrociating is a whole new animal. Hyper hydrociating is when you drink a gallon of water and go on a three mile jog through the desert. Hyper hydrociating is going to an outdoor gym in Louisiana during the dog days of summer. Hyper hydrociating is a rare instance, but you will know it’s occurring when every square inch of your body is secreting sweat. Even your teeth will be producing sweat.
Person 1: damn it’s pretty hot out
Person 2: yeah really hope I don’t start hyper hydrociating.
We had so much to drink Katey & Sarka ended up being hyper, talking rubbish, dancing around like fools and taking silly pictures.
Eating someone's ass very rapidly while being forced to take it up the butt
This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.
A full blown, no holds barred, booze-laden party.
Mick Liddleton: "Looks like we're on for a hyper-lash tonight lads. CHAMPAGNE!!!"
A disgusting human being that overly reacts to the death of a celebrity. These people tend to post quotes, pictures and even personal messages of said dead celebrity and act like they were a true follower from the very begining. Usually a good 95% of these people barely ever cared about that celebrity or their life and they’ll usually ignore the deaths of neighbors and people within close vicinity but act like they were deeply hurt by the death of a celebrity.
Person 1: Oh shit *celebrity name* died I need to let everyone on social media know how sad and struck I am.
Person 2: Are you seriously a death hyper? You weren‘t all that concerned about the homeless kid being hit by a car the other day.
Person 1: Man, do you even know who *celebrity name* is? He/she was a legend.
To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising
I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy