You only YOLO once

You only you only live once once. A common mistake made by people who are being a bit stupid, usually in a stressful or worried situation, causing people to forget what they were saying.

*skydiving*

Fred : Come on Bob. You've got to jump.
Bob: Well, ok then. I mean, you only YOLO once don't you.
Fred: yes...

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Everything everywhere all at once

Relatable... Ennui... Son of a bitch, is that another one? God damnit...

Hym "You know what I think it is? I think you all remember how much I said I hate watching critically acclaimed movies right after they come out and you try and screw me by making me write the so I have to go and watch them as soon as they come out to see if I wrote some of it. Jesus christ... Now I have to go watch this Everything everywhere all at once bullshit...."😮 💨

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I once had a bitch that

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got ruffied

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YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO GO FUCKING NUTS!

Push your care, push your burdens aside
Erase everything inside and leave just one thing on your mind.
You only live once so just go fucking nuts! (Go!)
Live life hard
Live life hard
You only get one shot
So shoot!
With every breath you take you're dying
With every step we take we're falling apart
If we only had one chance we'd breathe
Let's take the chance right now and scream
You only live one life
For a very short time
So make every second divine
Go!
Live life hard
Live life hard
Are you still breathing?
It's your heart that's beating inside
That keeps us alive
And for the very first time
We're pushing aside (to surrender)
Everything that I see in my eyes
Except for the one thing on my mind
That I am alive
For the very first time!

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once bitten twice shy

This is an abbreviated sentence:

Once your are bitten by a dog, you will be twice as shy about approaching that same dog again.

Metaphorically, the concept applies to more than just dogs. Such as cats.

"Once bitten twice shy, babe." -- bad 80's song.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.

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TWICE ♡ ONCE outsold

TWICE ♡ ONCE is better than u xoxo

" did you hear about that one discord server TWICE ♡ ONCE? i really like them."

"oh, yeah TWICE ♡ ONCE outsold !!!

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