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National scream in your pillow day
“Oh yay today is dec 16 time to scream in my pillow
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Get What your kid wants for today! September16 only National Day! Have fun
Parents Get what your kid wants National Day For kids The September 16
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Sweet 16 is for the 16th birthday, which for girls is important because it symbolizes the becoming of a woman. For guys it's just another birthday, so they could give a shit less about it.
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Bday girl: omg i'm turning 16 omg! This is going to be the bestest bday eva! I'm going to get so much, most likely a CAR! Best of all i'm going to be a woman!!
Another girl: omg i'm sooo happy for you omg! I can't wait untill i turn 16!!
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Guy: Dude your turning 16 on tuesday. So it's going to be your sweet 16, you excited?
Bday guy: Psshh and i care because? Dude it's just another fucking birthday, nothing special.
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One of Dr. Gero's androids. He was created for the sole purpose of eliminating Goku, to take revenge for destroying the Red Ribbon Army when he was a child. Android 16 doesn't respond to commands unrelated to Goku (at first), and will not take orders from anyone. Unlike the other androids, he is purely machine based, and is stronger than the other two androids. He has a powerful nuclear bomb capable of destroying even Cell in his perfect form, however he doesn't get a chance to use it because he had it taken out while Bulma and her father were repairing him.
Android 16 decides to not go along with his mission to destroy Goku, after realizing Dr. Gero was evil. He decides instead to help the other Z fighters destroy cell. He plays a critical role in the Cell saga, after he is blown to smithereens with only his head in tact, he convinces Mr. Satan (Hercle) to throw his head over by where Gohan and Cell are fighting, and convinces Gohan to unleash his hidden powers, by explaining that violence is OK is long is it is used to protect that which you hold most dear. He dies shortly after when Cell crushes his head, pushing Gohan over the edge, transforming into a Super Saiyan 2.
Android 16: You two made too much noise. You scared the birds away.
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I know Ava won’t read this but I want to let her know I love her with all my heart and that she is such an amazing person. I’m sorry you have some rough times in your life but just know I will always be there for you. If your were born on this day you are the most amazing person ever and you deserve the world.
Oh hey Ava how’s your day.
Why did you make a definition about your love for me?
It’s because i’m in love with you and your birthday is July 16
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If you were born on 16 july your the most important thing in this world and no one can take this away from you
Someone: Your born on 16 July!
You: Yes
Someone:WOW you must be important
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national gods your gf day !!!!!!
hey today october 16 it’s
national kiss your gf day