November 26th

The day were an abomination has been born.

person 1: are you born on November 26th.
person 2: yea...
person1 owh waw sucks for you.

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january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!

me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

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October 26th

October 26th is national "No Drama Day" or "Drama Free Day" so if it's your bday tmr or your birthday make sure to be of your phone for 2 whole hrs

Me:Naomi now your get it....no texting until 2hrs this night is gonna be drama free! Because October 26th is National "No drama day" or " drama free day"
Naomi:ughhh fineeee *rolls eyes*
Ronisha:*laughs*

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september 26th

september 26th, national bj day get going ladies!

omg its september 26th! That's national bj day

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September 26th

The most famous TikTokers are born on September 26th (like meh :0) so if you dis libra get TikTok if you don’t have it ❤️😎😜🤪🤩🥳🤯 (also your the best :) )

Me :Rose I’m famous

Rose: why
Me:because my birthday is on September 26th

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March 26th

In Jackson Hole, WY it is the last day before Spring Break. Due to this, all of the teachers decide to give copious amounts of work due that day. This is not coincidental, it is a devious plot to undermine the confidence of all the students in both themselves and life in general.

March 26th is balls. I have four different papers due that day.

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December 26th

Show your pussy to your boyfriend/ girlfriend

Oh is December 26th I gotta show my boyfriend my pussy

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