November 31

November 31 is national punch a ginger day

Non ginger: “Hey it’s November 31 you know what that means!”
Ginger: “no please don’t punch me”
Non ginger: *punch*

july 31

People born on this day are amazing people who care about others feelings. They are super funny.

People born july 31 are awesome.

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October 31

national ask out ur crush day

October 31 is national ask out your crush day, you have to ask her out.

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January 31

National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!

Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!

"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"

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December 31

You are elite, Hardly anybody else has this birthday Just know that you are ELITE

Person 1: yo whats your birthday?
Person 2: December 31
Person 1: oh damn your elite

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October 31

October 31, "Kids annoy you for candy day", on this day, a bunch of annoying fucking kids in their ugly ass costumes, knock on your door all night just to annoy you. Some of these shits even steal more than you give them.

Obama: hey bro wanna go annoy some adults for diabetes??!?! :XDDDD

osama: oh yes oh yes lets go lets go, it's October 31st after all hehaeeajehajeh.

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31 july

Also known sa Harry Potter’s and J.K. Rowling’s Birthday

Person1:Today is 31 july!
Person2:So?
Person1:IT’S HARRY POTTER’S BIRTHAY

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