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The weapon cheap third world assholes use when they can't afford an M-16.
Commies, terrorists, and African tribal monkey warriors all use the AK-47.
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(Avtomat Kalashnikova rifle model 1947)
Sadly the most popular and most widely used Assault Rifle in the world. It fires the 7.62x39mm short rifle round. The AK-47 is both a symbol of freedom and oppression. It is known to be very reliable, rugged, and durable; one can throw dirt in the ejection port, mud down the barrel, etc., and it will still fire. The tradeoff for its durability is its performance; the AK-47 is terribly inacurrate at intermediate-long ranges, which negates its purpose as an assault rifle. Overall the AK-47 is a piece of crap.
You can build a house with an AK-47, but you can put a round through a flea's ass at 300 yards with an M-16.
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best rifle ever. the only reason it's so inaccurate is because your too weak to hold it or because the barrel bends and flexes as the bullet flies through it
i missed 30/30 bullets fired from my ak-47 because i shot this gun one-handed (trying to be G)
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Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.
They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.
All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.
"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
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The AK-47 is, in actuality, a rather rare and obscure prototype weapon designed by Mikhail Kalashnakov, a former WWII tank commander. Most of the AK-47's design features are 'borrowed' from the German SturmGewehr (Storm Rifle)-44/45 models. The AK-47 was built in limited production at the Izmash production plant. The initials AK stand for Avtomat Klashnakova, or Kalashnakov's automatic rifle. The AK-47, unlike it's more modern and well known counterpart, the AKM, was made from machined steel, ensuring enduring reliability in any combat situation, while still retaining it's accuracy. The AKM, however, is a Modernized version of the AK, chambered in the 5.45x39mm micro-caliber, and is made entirely from stamped steel, letting it keep it's reliability, at the cost of accuracy. The only non-steel parts are the bakelite handle, and wooden stock and wooded handguard. More modern variants of the AK series include the AK-74, PP-19 Bizon SMG, AKS-74, AK-101, AK-103, AK-109, and most recently the AEK-971. All of these weapons, excluding the AEK, and AK-10X series are made from stamped, rather than precision machined steel, for mass production. This ensures reliablility, and absolutely horrendous accuracy.
The wannabe gangster held up his rifle, and shouted "Dis be mah AK-47!", when in actuality, he was holding an AKM.
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A gunship that's a predecessor to the modern ac-130 also known as spooky or puff the magic dragon this plane is equipped with miniguns this plane massacred lots of vietcong and pavn troops
peter,paul and mary:puff the magic dragon....
meanwhile in vietnam...
lieutenant:send in puff the magic dragon
ac-47 pilots:ok were going to your target
vietcong:hory shit its the magic dragon
(vietcong dead)
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