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only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.
(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5
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National food day. Eat as much food as you can!! Food is the best thing in the world so why not make a whole day all about food ?!
National Food day; October 5th
Today is national food day ! I’m gonna sit around and eat goldfish ;)
What would we do without food ?!
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May 5th is flip off that bitch who won’t stop being a bitch just because she hates your gut
Fuck you for being a bitch!! It’s May 5th and I’m finally telling you you’re a bitch🖕🖕🖕
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The command for "Need a dispenser here" in Valve's Team Fortress 2.
Engineer: I hate these Scouts, they never leave us Engies alone! All they do is run around and press X+5!
Scout: Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!
Engineer: Dammit dammit dammit!
On May 5 you bow down to the king/queen that was born on that day.
Jim( walks in classroom
Jim: dude what are y’all doing
Teacher: shhh, it’s May 5
Jim: why is everyone on the ground.
Teacher: security
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