drive-by texting

A text message sent by someone to try to stir things up, but when a response is made, no further messages are sent.
Similar to a drive-by shooting because after the assailant has disappeared, the victim is left riled up and frustrated.

Girl (out of the blue): "Haven't missed a beat have you?"

Guy: "What makes you say that?"

An hour passes with no response

Guy: "Drive-by texting?"

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flash drive

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

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Hobo Drive-By

When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.

You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."

murder drive

nickname for mercy drive in orlando, fl

man don't fuck wit them boys on murder drive

suicide drive

A dangerous or eventful excursion to a far distance with or without friends.

"Hey man, are you up for a suicide drive?"

"Sure, just let me pack."

colonial drive

a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.

we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.

Brongus drive

The brongus drive is a hellish place consisting of modders, artists, and horny people
i recommend never going there

man the brongus drive is cool but uni sucks