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Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.
Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
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When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse
Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...
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The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound
Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass
A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole
John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?
3 other guys: Hell yeah!
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You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
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A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)
John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?
The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!
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When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "
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