A mysterious man who hides all the time and doesn't know English and Maths.
"Hahahaha this man can't count! What a Waldo!"
The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.
P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.
A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile
He's a Waldo
The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.
I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.
Whenever you are making questionable decisions, but you are not trying to hide it, so your homies shouldn't worry.
Sometimes it's healthy to drink alone, no waldo.
A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.
A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"