Receiving oral sex while getting your buttocks cleaned by a bidet.
The bidet cleaned my cheeks while my girlfriend cleaned my cock via bidet-J.
Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.
"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam
When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
I couldn’t get all the poop off so I had to use the Texas bidet
Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.
When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.
Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!
The action of peeing into your own butt crack to remove any fecal matter after taking a bowel movement.
Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.