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That dude alan holy shit he be dodged the homies so fucking hard
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Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.
Hey Joey, innit Alan is a complete pussy?
Yeah, what a melt.
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He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.
Girl 1 : PFFT ALAN IS A BIG BITCH
Girl 2 : I hate him he is very ugly.
Girl 3 : true
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An Alan is an innocent boy who doesn't like the weed. Also, like the depression.
"HEY Alan," says Angel "Look bro I may be depressed but the Weed is a big no no!" Replies Alan "Okay," Say, Angel
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Some faggot who goes to a school full of rich crackas but he him self is not rich nor a cracka.
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Nipples that have sunk so far into their floppy tits that it would require an excavation mission led by Jurassic Park's Alan Grant to retrieve them
A much more dangerous mission than stealing raptor eggs
Friend 1: she laid down and her nipples just disappeared into her "quick sand" tits
Friend 2: Ahh they were Alan Grant's mate
A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence