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The ugliest guy in miami looks like a mexican and cant get no hos because he has a 2 inch dick and cant afford money to buy a slut
Abraham Bermudez is the ugliest mexican in the world
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as in stinkin, needing a shower
I'm Abraham Lincoln after chopping that wood
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A common name of tester employee, which cause his team many problems and prevent them from doing their work
Bentzy: A'Hadddd
A'had: maybe yes well, maybe no...
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Lincoln is not athletic, eats chips everyday,gets shot in the back of the head 04/15/1865 times. Is a wuss, has a small willy wonka. Never turns homework in, Loves black people. Ended slavery. GOD BLESS ABE
Abraham Lincoln is a MAN OF GOD
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A sexy ass girl , with attitude , down to earth , got all the boys going crazy over her , loves to look her best even if she's chilling on the couch , knows how to persuade you into doing what she wants , loves wearing heels and her main motto is, "the shoes I wear don't allow me to chase after boys " , she got a big ass , knows how to twerk and work in the kitchen , got a big mouth and can stand for it , she knows she's all that so she don't have time to be Jealous of others , sucks in maths , got a lot of talent !!
Nadeen abrahams. Sexy ass , twerk , kitchen , big mouth
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A Vagina's pubic hair shaved in a manor that resembles Abraham Lincoln's beird.
Woah man she's got a ginger Abraham Lincoln
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When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.
"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."
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