Myspace Abuse

Abuse that is spineless, immature and invalid. Usually performed through Myspace Messages or other personal internet sites. Performed by people who would usually also hang their head and walk away from you in real life.

Friend: This guy just sent me a huge message saying how much he hates me!
Me: Relax, it's myspace abuse, it is in no way valid.
*We both laugh at the person next time we see them*

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hashtag abuser

A person who abuses the use of hashtags, typically on social media, either without proper understanding of its meaning, or just purely spamming of hashtags.

Spiderman uses so many hastags in his instagram posts, he's such a hashtag abuser. #ootd #yolo #swag #hastag #abuse #random #sexy #spiderman #web #shooter #gwendied #sad #imissher #wooooooooooooooooooooo #taghash #thighgap #anorexia #comics #marvel #Disney #sucks #YAY

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Narc abuse

something that the empaths™ made to demonize a literal disorder and act like all people with npd etc. are not victims but abusers

I was abuse by a narcissist, I'm a victim of narc abuse

Karen, you were abused by a person. You are a victim of abuse but no need to demonize a disorder

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Apostrophe abuse

The flagrant insertion or omission of an apostrophe in written English.

Look at that sign over there! It says "Steves Gun's". That's apostrophe abuse!

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self abuse

masturbation

idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

Domestic abuse

siblings.

older sibling:* throws old wet towel at younger sibling*
younger: now that’s domestic abuse!

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Dara abuse

Abusing someone named Dara or making up another form of Dara abuse

That girl with black hair committed Dara abuse