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AOL instant messenger sex. just like phone sex except your sending pics and messages.
xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man
cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!
xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.
cycobitch23: me too!
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verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.
Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)
I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.
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The act of forcing someone to continue a conversation with you on AIM.
The reasons for this are nearly as long as my member, and includes, but are not limited to:
The chat interface on whatever game you're on sucks.
You are about to share sensitive information (passwords, porn links, phone numbers, etc.), and do not want to risk other people reading it, or for some reason you believe that PM's will not suffice due to security vulnerabilities.
Getting tired of verbally talking (Ventrilo, cell phone, Skype) and would prefer to chat on AIM's interface than their proprietary chat box.
You would rather type on your laptop then send text messages back and forth on cell phones with small qwerty keyboards or T9.
Anytime someone attempts to message you on Facebook chat.
Etcetera.
-Logs into Facebook-
-Starts reading updates from other friends-
Message from John Doe:
John Doe: hey
You: whats up
-3 minute pause-
John Doe: you there?
You: yeah i said whats up, did you get it?
-2 minute pause-
John doe has logged off
John doe has logged on
John doe: helllllooooo
You: get on aim
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The phrase you utter before you or someone else attempts something stupid that has the potential to fail hilariously.
JOE: "That's a double paned glass door. Do you really think you can run through it on one try and not hurt yourself?"
BILL: "I don't know man, I'm gonna aim for the bushes on this one!"
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The Act of messaging someone over and over against their will.
xXscottXx: hey girl you wanna chat it up with me?
Girlie5: no
xXscottXx: come on, lol, i haven't seen you since you got off the bus.
Girlie5: shutup, stop talking to me.
xXscottXx: shhh it's all good girl. just let it happen...
Girlie5: o-m-g! AIM Rape! *block*
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A very annoying place to be, but people constantly visit them because they're bored. 70% are bots, 20% are people who forgot they were in the chatroom, and 10% are trolls who laugh at you whenever you make a typo or say something they don't agree with.
Christina commited suicide after spending 15 minutes in an AIM chatroom.
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The ability to attract and or seduce members of the opposite sex through use of AOL Instant Messenger. A lazy or shy ones alternative to courtship through physical interaction and vocal conversation.
LARRRY: "YO man, Me, Mike and Jim are goin to the club to pick up some drunk bitches are you in???"
DAVE: "Nah, im good.. I'll just work the AIM Game tonite."
Larry: Pussy.
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