the lamest most expensive partys for RIT, fuck jim that sucked, 3-20-03
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The best person ever in bed with the biggest fat fucking cock to ever exist.Ever. And every girl he has ever been with hasent been able to do it again for a year and then they want to do it again. He has a thriving sexual life and is the best in bed period.
#big dick #huge dick #biggest dick #player # man hoar #alfie boxall
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A likkl man with a 1.7 inch fingernail up his bumhole. Would also indeed get knocked out by peter with a big big big big overhand left on his toenail and he will cry to his mum about how little his willy is. He also touches little kids between the ages 6-9 just an overall cunt deserves to be put to sleep by lethal injection
Alfie bent is a fucking nur nurs HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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alfie starrs is the god of htcs. everyone worships him and heβs really smart. heβs also got 6.5incher.
βi love alfie starrsβ
βwys twinβ
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Absolute wasteman that tryβs to be road and is extremely socially awkward
Tom : Look at Alfie
Ollie : what a penis
Charlie : he thinks heβs cool
Alfie Elliot : Oi stop that, why you put sausage in de bum
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Alfie snelling is a fat German boy with autism. Prob gay. 15. Likes anime dark souls and dbxv2
Alfie snelling is a random guy
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a very small midget annoying troll who can be funny but also a dick he loves pulling mia nixie thalia simpson of tables and likes saggy eggs on toast
me alfie froude is here
mia nixie thalia simpson oh no he is digustang
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