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n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
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after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.
man i tried to lick her ass, but she had a crusty anus, she needs to clean it better!
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A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.
Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"
"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
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1) A crude word for a gay man
2) A person who invades anus'
3) A word for when you have no better insult to say
Man you are an anus invader
Fool, did u see that anus invader to the right?
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Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.
Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"
Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."
Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.
Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.
"The anus tickler will climb through your window"
An urban legend in Pakistan.
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The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.
Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!