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an acronym for bitch made.
guy 1: he was watching chick flicks with his girl and he started crying.
guy 2: that fool is bm.
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A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.
intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."
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Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.
A "beer dump" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.
"I can't even start my day with some coffee until I've had my AM BM."
"I didn't have time for my AM BM this morning so I've had to hold that sh*t in all f*cking morning."
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Short for bowel movement, it describes excrement that is stick (or log) shaped. A derogatory name, term or insult.
"You big BM stick!" shouted Jane at Harry, with a slight sneer.
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Barrington Middle School Prairie Campus. Where there’s only two successful couples that make out and the rest are just having sex. Most people are rich but some are poor and the rich ones flex on the poor one. There’s always that one extremely rich girl that thinks everyone’s as rich as her and talks about Gucci and Luis Vuitton. Most sixth graders say they’re going to fight but then back out, and the seventh graders all lost their virginity. Mr. Gillete thinks he rules the school and Mr. Lobbins doesn’t do shit. Welcome to Barrington Prairie Middle School kids🤠
Poor-ish girl: omg my dads buying me something. Idk what to ask for!
Extremely rich girl: omg ask for new AirForce1’s or an iPhone XR!!
Poor-ish girl: um...
Welcome to bms prairie:)
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A defeated look of consternation, dissappointment, or even pain. The name derives from the look one often gets whenever challenged by a large BM.
When Jerry was released from his job after 20 years of employment, he got BM face.
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To be taking a huge shit, usually diarrhea. If you snezze suddenly, and all the shit comes out of toilet, and fly's back in your ass.
Phil ate at that shitty grease pit last night. He was taking a huge shit and accidentally sneezed, and he reverse bm all up in his ass!!!!
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