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sexy red head with long penis
Have you seen auer bauer yet? you can see his dick from miles away sheeeeeeesh
An annoying woman with a very large forehead
Minnie bauer joins a conversation with something stupid
A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.
So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.
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Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.
Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš
Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.
I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.
When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.
I am terribly sorry Mr. Client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by Drew before we got them.