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when a hoe dont finssh her job
brittany started sucking my dick then her mom called and she had 2 leave. witch gave me blue balls
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A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.
One shot of blue balls makes your testicles numb and blue.
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A type of grenade found in all three installments of Bungie's highly popular series Halo. When this grenade is thrown, it is given adhesive properties after is it released from the users hand. If used properly, you can "stick" your opponent, kiling them intantly.
Please note: this item is officially named the Plasma Grenade.
Player 1: What the fuck? I needed back up back there where the fuck did you go dude?
Player 2: That other guy got this lucky stick man and that blue ball just got me in the face!
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On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."
The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...
An abstract object, most often encountered by randomly selecting them from urns.
Such urns typically also contain red balls, black balls, white balls, and yellow balls.
Used to hilarious effect in example problems written in probability textbooks, either by clever trolls or by well-meaning mathematicians who are hideously behind the times.
An urn contains 500 red, 1200 white, 300 yellow, and 600 blue balls. 430 balls are selected at random. What is the probability of selecting an even number of blue balls?
Ans: One, if you're at a LAN party or Star Trek convention.
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When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
A term used to describe the feeling when you are watching a video, and then the video suddenly stops loading. Thus forcing you to wait even longer to watch the whole video.
Tom: Hey did you watch the new Battlefield 3 trailer yet?!
Bob: Not all of it, half way through the video I got YouTube Blue Balls...
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