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Bonks Ass

When something bonks ass it's fucking good

"This lasagna bonks ass"
"I thought this party was gonna suck but it bonks ass"
"My marriage was on the rocks, but after seeing a marriage counselor it bonks ass"

by Oblong Pearl January 5, 2018

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Bonk Weed

Marijuana leaves, that are dried, chopped up and sold cheaper than regular marijuana.

Sometimes even sold as regular marijuana to people who don't know much about it.

Steve: Hey, I just bought some amazing weed!

Tom: Naw man, that's just bonk weed.

by pot_gardner May 5, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donk Bonk

A game similar to "Punch Buggy" in which players try to spot "Donks" (excessively lifted cars, especially Impalas, with gigantic wheels, outrageous paint jobs, and faux-expensive accessories). Once a player spots a Donk, he must yell "Donk Bonk!" and is permitted to punch another person near him*. Generally played while in a moving vehicle, pedestrians can play too. The creators of this game strongly advise against punching the driver in such a way that you all end up like poor, poor Ryan Dunn.

*While anyone can be brought into this game, you may want to use some discretion about bonking strangers.

('93 Monte Carlo with 35" rims and a Cookie Monster custom paint job rolls past)
Me: DONK BONK! (punches you)
You: Rats!

by Rad Cactus June 26, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


nipple bonk

When a person has an erect nipple caused by cold weather or excitement.

"nipple bonk"

by misky79 April 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonks

to describe money

"I only got 5 bonks"

by doug the hair guy & nene June 12, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bonk

noun. 1) Penis 2)Sex

1) Look at the size of his bonk. 2) I want to bonk you.

by sillylittlefatman March 22, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers

Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk

by HiBob12 July 3, 2010