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you lay a girl down on the couch with her head hanging off. and proceed to fuck her in the mouth until her esophagus bruises. and just when your about to cum, you smack her boobs like punching bags while screaming "booya!!!!!".
i gave sally a bruising booya last night! she threw up blood from the bruising right as i was flopping her ta-ta's.
A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions
"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"
An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
The result of being owned by a cyber bully.
That keyboard warrior just left you with some serious digital bruising.
A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts
Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise