bump

To insert one testicle into a vagina for no more than approximately two seconds. Usually a spontaneous act, can be a surprise to either/both involved, and can occur by complete accident.

Sid "Vicious" (or Patrick) Crosby: They calling me an alien, a big headed astronaut.

Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?

Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.

Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.

Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?

Mike: 5.5.

Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?

Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.

Sid: Redic.

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bump

(Verb) To do or say something that causes extreme embarassment or shame to someone. (see also... bumpy)

(1.) "You got bumped when Mr. Ricks caught you cheating." (2.) "When you dropped your dropped your shorts in gym, you bubmped yourself". (3.) Dude, that was a MAJOR bump!"

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bump bump music

a hot and sexy kind of music that turns miss katie on when she hears it....is most hot when it comes from the bass in a car

i am so horny now...damn i love that bump bump music!

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bump remark

A bit of useless speech that serves no real purpose except to gain attention.

Billy kept interrupting with a bump remark, saying "yeah, that's cool!"

jungle bump

Racist term describing the preferred bass drum heavy musical tastes of black people, racistly referred to as monkeys or gorillas (i.e. jungle inhabitants). Rap or hip-hop.

Tyrone - Let’s ride to Jay-Z’s new shit, yo.
Brad - Naw, I ain’t down with jungle bump.

poop bumps

The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.

John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"

Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"

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Boatington bumps

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection

Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain