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When you meet a girl named Desi and you become completely infatuated with her, you can’t sleep, you can’t think about anything else except her and you fantasize about her butt all day.
The Desi spell is real.
Morgan Krause. Un-wanted or un-needed correcting of text messages.
Stop correcting me you spelling douche, I hate texting. Call me!
When a promiscuous female gives men too much attention and innuendos like the slut she is which leads to some of them developing actual feelings for her
Guy 1: Dude, I met this girl Cindy at the party last night and she was so nice to me, we talked a lot and she looked at me with that kinky stare!
Guy 2: You sure it's not just the slut spell?
Guy 1: Fuck...
Guy 2: Hoe-cus Pocus
An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.
Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?
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One's life is in critical danger after certain amount of time of not having sex.
1. Adam's dry spell has caused him to put his life in jeopardy and isn't thinking with his right head.
2. Melissa's social life is in dry spell danger because she just drunkenly hooked up with that douche in front of everyone.
3. If you don't help me end this dry spell right now, I could die, and you'll be held responsible.
4. This dry spell has put my life is in peril because my head between my legs and going to self cumbust.
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When spell check software changes your correct spelling to something else it THINKS is correct.
Rocky: Hey Adam, how come when you sent me that word document containing my resume, my name was spelled "Rocky Hammer" instead of "Rocky Hammond"?
Adam: Awe...sorry dude! The spell wreck software mustn't have recognized "Hammond" as a real word.
Rocky: Are you trying to say what I feel isn't real?
Adam: No...I'm trying to say my spell check wrecked your name. Don't worry, McDonald's won't look at your resume that closely anyway.
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Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.
User 1: That bich is fly.
User 2: Bitch*
User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.
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