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cafe au lay

Interracial hardcore porn. Cafe = Black; au lay = white. "au lay" is a play on words with au lait which means "with milk" in French.

Jackson Brown and Cheryl White made a "Cafe au Lay" in a Detroit motel room.

by Mistahtom January 14, 2006

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Hot Rod Cafe

A restaurant in Post Falls, for those of you who don't know where that is, it's in the northern part of Idaho, for those who don't know where Idaho is, it's the magical land where potatoes come from.

Anyways.... Hot Rod Cafe has great food (for Idaho) and has several events a week (during the summer) such as Cars things and motorcycle things, it's fun to work at because there are sweet ass cars that go there, but Rob (the owner) doesn't pay me enough. I need a raise.

Guy 1: Holy ****... that building has a car on it's roof... wanna eat there?

Guy 2: If your paying, the food at Hot Rod Cafe is so ****ing expensive.

Guy 1: Ahh.. then **** it,
lets go to some cheap place where the food sucks like the mcdonalds across the street.

by bored_idaho_guy October 12, 2008

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tropical smoothie cafe

A restaurant that especially caters to basic women of the ages 16-35 who like "healthy" food. Frequented by the type of women who love yoga pants, that happen to not actually work out. This is the summer resort for Pumpkin Spice Latte girls.

Kayla: Omg Kelly lets go get Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

Kelly: Ok, let's get our ass hairs bleached after!!!

by Aroby0572 September 4, 2017


Come cafe rq

A slang word used by the pro crimmers to have 9 person rough gay sex.

Come cafe rq Fried

by Zyontop April 14, 2022


makeupalley cafe' board

A subdivision of the internet site Makeupalley. The cafe' message board is the place where all of the fat, middle-aged, cat-loving (yeah, don't make a joke about cats, you'll be attacked for ages) who are members on Makeupalley decide to spend all day and all night creating drama, throwing a bitchfest, and picking apart every message posted to find some way to start a problem. They're constantly talking bad about celebrities and pretty people (out of jealousy and to make themselves feel better because we all know they're all ugly and fat) and they all like to divulge every personal aspect of their lives (how all of their husbands cheat on them, how they're drunk every night, etc). They get cheated on because they spend too much time online and are too dramatic. Most of them have no job or the job that they have is entry level, yet they can afford expensive things because they drive a 1990 camry and live in a cockroach infested hole in the wall. The favorite topics for the women on the cafe' board are usually: sex, bashing of celebrities, anorexia (everyone is anorexic in their eyes), declawing, pregnancy, marriage, and pretty much anything that can be turned into a dramafest.

"I go on the Makeupalley cafe' board for my daily dose of drama."
"Ok honey, go cheat on me again, I'll be on the makeupalley cafe' board getting fatter and wasting time with a bunch if middle-aged crazy women."
"Let me go make myself feel better by talking on the makeupalley Cafe' board about how anorexic or ugly all the celbrities look"

by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006

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Trendy Cafe Man

The stereotypical Trendy cafe man will often be seen at cafes sitting outdoors in full sunlight. His atire includes a tight shortsleeve black shirt, Long black jeans and usually metal frame sunglasses. The trendy cafe man is always bald and often works out at the gym.

1.Out of the car window I spotted a trendy cafe man, sipping latte and laughing.
2.Today there were two trendy cafe men at the coffee shop, this made for an awkward moment between them.

by Toogleberry October 19, 2006

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cafe con leche

Literally, coffee with milk. In South America, a mixed race person who is light brown, neither clearly white or black. Spanish translation of Brazilian "cafรฉ com leite". Not an insult, cafe con leche is considered very attractive.

Halle Berry is cafe con leche,with a white mother and black father.
mulatto mixed race melangian mestee mestizo cafรฉ com leite

by Anubis Dhole March 29, 2010

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