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Call the Midwife

A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s

I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"

by you_say_what_now? November 30, 2015


Calling Morpheus

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.

Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell

by ari the greek December 30, 2008


Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015


Call of Duty

FPS game.

Same shit. Different year.

I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007.

by raexe December 22, 2011

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cookie call

another phrase for 'phone sex'

person 1: "why didn't you go out with the boys yesterday?"
person 2: "sorry bro, i was having a cookie call with my missus"

by ashunz November 10, 2020

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Nature's call

The feeling you get when you have to go to the bathroom.

"Nature's callin" or "nature calls" is usually how nature's call is said in a sentence.

Guy #1: Dude, where you going so fast?

Guy #2: Nature calls!

by chocolate box July 22, 2006

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calling it a night

Something you say to a friend announcing you are going to bed.

Chris: Aight I'm calling it a night
Rob: alright, sleep tight.

by Chris Cleven May 12, 2007

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