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When two men are having anal sex and their balls slap repeatedly together.
My boyfriend is a big fan of the Carol of the Bells
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When you draw a smiley face, little hat and eyebrow rings on your penis. Then smother your penis in sardine oil and feed it to your ladies kitty. My old lady got freaky in the sack last night.
My old lady got freaky in the sack last night. She asked me to give her a Carol Baskin.
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too knock on peoples doors, masturbate than run
i played some christmas carols last
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Carol is a rude, bitch who normally has a short haircut, lives with cats and wants to see a manager. She does nothing but nit pick at people because she’s lonely and bitter.
Carol yelled at Taylor for no reason at all and Taylor said “carol go back home to your cats you short haired bitch.”
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When you get drunk and eat a pussy out that is so vile, you end up vomiting, in and around the vile orifice. That woman, the possessor of the vile vagina, is a "Carol"
Dude, we were ripping shots, and next thing I know I come to at some random apartment going to town on some Carol... My body reacted appropriately.
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Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.
Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.
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The art of finding a random group of carolers and joining them with an extremely annoying instrument (such as a vuvuzela or kazoo) and/or singing along way off the original key of the song.
Some carolers passed by my house the other day and I joined them by playing my facemelting "O Holy Night" kazoo solo. It was a successful carol trolling adventure.