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Chad

Noun. Most often a male, and largely nocturnal, Chads can seldom be seen during the daylight hours except to attend work and sometimes eat. Their main diets consist of meat and potatoes. Chads can also be identified by their love for video games and all things related. They also enjoy science fiction books, manga, online comics, and sex. These are items that are essential to attracting and maintaining a healthy, happy Chad. However, When a Chad is enthralled in a video game or book, it is almost impossible to achieve and maintain his attention. Chads are also infamous for their laziness and immaturity.

Despite their drawbacks, Chads are lovable, easy to talk to, great cooks, and considerate lovers. When the mood strikes them, they can also be quite generous, thoughtful, witty and humorous. In physical appearance, Chads often sport glasses, side burns, and dark clothing. They are short yet somewhat burly in stature and quite fuzzy. Ironically, these features can make Chads great at cuddling. Although Chads are notorious lay-abouts, once they are coaxed into work, they do so with great efficiency and enthusiasm.

Chads are invariable attracted to Cassandras, who may or may not reject their awkward yet oddly charming advances.

He stayed up all night playing Star Trek Online? He's such a Chad!

Stop being Chad-like and take out the garbage!

His artless yet amiable attempts at wooing the girl were quite Chaddish.

The ursine creature was somewhat Chaddish in manner.

by Haligren February 3, 2010

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Chad

a peice of shit fagget some one who wears a wifebeater and flip flops. someone who gets everything handed to them and thinks they are better than everybody els

the blond chad in the new friday the thirteenth
doctor rick in fired up

by Jason DeRulo February 16, 2010

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Chad

A fat and gay guy, who tends to be a douchebag.

Oh no, a Chad i s coming!

by AnonomousCAB April 18, 2017

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Chad

A chad is a person who likes this definition

person 1: Am I a chad
person 2: Did you like that one definition on urban dictionary
person 1: No
person 2: Then you are not a chad
person 3: sheeesh

by toki0179 April 27, 2021

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Chad

The peak of masculinity and perfection helps other people who need help, donates to charity, and makes everyone love him in a 10-meter radius. Obviously, he will have a perfect body, perfect jawline, and everything perfect in everyone's eyes. You can't deny him, he is always lovable, on everyone's side, and honest.

You having a bad day:
Chad: "hey man, you need any help? "
You: *Explains why you're having a bad day*
Chad: "Sad to hear man, if you need any company, I can help, we can get some pizza if you'd like"
You: "Thanks Chad"

by LolioTheGoose May 23, 2022

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Chad

It's an internet slang term used for a popular, confident, sexually active young white male. Its female counterpart is Stacy, who is often portrayed as Chadβ€˜s sexual partner. The "Chad Thundercock" meme represents the stereotypical alpha male. Often shortened to just Chad, this hyper-masculine stereotype was a contrast to the stereotype of antisocial beta males known as "virgins".

You radiate tremendous 'Chad' energy, bro.

by The Thundercock November 9, 2021

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THE CHAD

Chad Warner aka "THE CHAD" is a supremely athletic and talented midfielder playing for the Sydney Swans in the Australian Football League, and was drafted to the Swans with pick19 of the 2019 AFL draft. THE CHAD Makes Patrick Dangerfield, Dustin Martin and Lachie Neale look like your average bogun from the local under 16s comp. Handsom, strong and fast, THE CHAD is an all consuming force when he takes the field, he marks, kicks, tackles, crashes packs, crushes dreams and breaks womens heart everywhere.

THE CHAD breaks from the pack, takes a bounce, runs to 50 meters and smashes the ball right thorugh the sticks for his 7th goal for the night

THE CHAD is making Dustin Martin look like Zav Dawson

THE CHAD is the 2021 AFL rising star

THE CHAD is the 2021 Brownlow Medallist

THE CHAD is the 2021 Norm Smith Medallist

by bushyfromoz April 7, 2021

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