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When a guy cums in a pan after being jerked off and hits the girl with the pan.
My girlfriend asked for an angry chef for breakfast.
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Phrase used to exclaim one’s adoration for a food/meal’s exquisite and superb quality. When a patron has enjoyed their food so much that by doing this gesture 🤌🏽 they are essentially holding themselves out as a true connoisseur of this meal and have tried it in a range of qualities, in the same manner that a highly skilled chef (as well as from the perspective of a bon vivant) would first create the exquisite meal and then relish in its final form full of delicious satisfaction. Probably came from Italian culture so definitely okay to use the little hand pinchy emoji 🤌🏽.
Mama mia, that fettuccini Alfredo was chef’s kiss 🤌🏽
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A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.
Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.
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One who constantly tries to add ingredients and tells someone what and how to cook something when someone is preparing food.
Mom: "Okay, i'm making dinner."
Kid 1: "No, no, no, you are making it all wrong, you need to add ketchup."
Mom: "Oh I think i can do this myself sweety."
Kid 1: "Ugh!" *adds all THEIR favorite things.
Kid 2: "OMG, you are such a backseat chef!"
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When your friend puts in all of the prep-work on the girl, but doesn't have enough game to close the deal. Much like a real sous-chef puts in all the work preparing the meal, the chef with the big-dick-white-tophat gets the credit.
By the end of the night, most often than not, the sous-chef's girl will be in bed with someone else, giving him sloppy handjobs.
Friend1: Oh wow, look at that guy, he has so much game. Look how well he can just approach girls!
Friend2: Naw, that guys is a Sous Chef. By the time the bar closes, I'll be fucking her in the back of my green passat while we listen to Lady gaga.
Friend1: True, you big-dick'd bandit, you.
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A term for someone who often swears profusely, uses vain or foul terminology, and inserts the "fuck" word into his syntax as often as possible. This results due to his/her immersion in a professional kitchen environment. Similar to "swearing like a sailor", "truckers mouth", "swear like a trucker", etc...
What the fuck Chuck? Hustle your sweet fuckin tits with that filet or I'll be on your lush ass like a priest on a fucking altar boy! Fucking MOVE asshole!
Jane never swore until she became a line cook. Now, after 2 years in the kitchen, she often calls her best friend a slack jawed fuck bag. Jane knows she has a classic case of "Chef's Mouth".
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cooking cocaine to make crack rocks
Let's chef that up; i need a cook to chef that up