Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston

Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end

Wow that’s Heston😩

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Heston

He can get angry from time to time but he will never stay mad. He is lovable and generous and has a huge penis

I'm so lucky I got a Heston

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Heston

To Shit on or upon in Greek, Poop on

"Heston ton malaka "

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Heston

Anything really fucking odd. (Taken from Heston Blumenthal, because he cooks weird food).

Look at that dudes face, its really fucking heston.

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Heston

A bird native to Washington. Typically seen in Kennewick around it's drug stores. It has an interesting call that sounds very similar to a british man saying scott.

Holy shit!, a Heston flew into the window!

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Heston

foreskin bigger than penis

i ate my foreskin because my heston was to big

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