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A double punch originating from the hips in an upward diagonal motion to the victim's mid torso. "FULL CHINESE!" must be said at time of attack, otherwise its just a useless pretend double punch. This is the kill move to end all fights - indefensable- totally destructive.
Fighter One: Punch.
Fighter Two: "FULL CHINESE!".
Fighter One: (Deceased).
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Frikkin' Delicious!!!!
I love Chinese food, especially with a lot of shrimp and baby lobsters.
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Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.
Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's
5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's
6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.
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To go up to someone in child birth and punch the baby back inside.
The child was crowning, but then that asshole Chinese Reversal it back inside.
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When your butthole is shooting out poo in liquid form.
Last night I went on a big beer drinking and buffalo wing eating binge. Now I'm gushing like a Chinese oilwell.
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to arrive late thinking there's nothing wrong, its usually half an hour late.
Rob: look she's finally arrived...
Bob: yeah its called chinese time
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The embodiment of the vocalizations made by Asian women during sexual intercourse.
"Tanya" woke up everyone in the house with her Chinese Flippering
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