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It’s like subway but for Mexican food
ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos
Great foods that make you explode
Oh my god I love chipotle! Chipotle is my life
do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.
"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"
the spiritual haven that you reach when you become one with the burrito and have finally reached a point in your life when you feel complete. When you take a bite of that burrito and finally you have reached nirvana
A swear word usually used by Latvian people.
"Zandart , tu jobanais chipotle"
The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink
Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?