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i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me
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Cigarring a Pooh is When you're running late and have to clench to literally cut your pooh short...like you would a cigar.
*Txt Msg* - "Jon, Where are you? flights' in ten minutes!"
Jon - "Oh SHIT! sorry , Cigarring a Pooh as we speak!"
Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?
It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!
Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
(1.) noun: An exceptionally large joint. (2.) noun: a blunt. From Kingston, the capital of Jamaica.
(1.) Just before the party started, Baxter rolled one of his signature Kingston Cigars. (2.) Baxter used a Philly Blunt for his Kingston Cigar.
A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.
My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.
The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.
I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.