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The organization that gets shoved with all the bitch work that the law shoves at the Air Force.
Originally made up of bat-fuck insane private pilots during WWII, who attacked U-Boats with Piper Cubs, CAP was made the Air Force Bitch Auxiliary, and banned from Combat in '47.
CAP now consists of:
1) Wannabee Cadets, who act tough and pretend to be "Rangers," but have never been deployed, and would cry to their mommies if they did.
2) Fat middle aged slobs who improperly wear the Air Force uniform, who get their kicks from yelling at 12 year olds.
3) Wannabee EMTs, who fail too hard to be real men and ride the ambulance.
4) Good Old Boy's club Pilots.
5) The occasional sane person, who doesn't talk about CAP much in the real world.
Even so, every CAP member needs to realize is that the only reason they get "missions" is because they are cheap. The Government always goes with the lowest bidder, and nothing is lower than people who will pay money to be able to do it.
Airman First Class: "Captain! The AFRCC called, they hear an ELT, and have an overdue IFR flight!"
Captain: "And they want us to interrupt OUR grill-out night! NEVER! Tell them to send the Civil Air Patrol out. Probably another drunk pilot."
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The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR
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marvel civil war is a comic series that is kicking arse this year. Super Heroes are battling each other and having to chose sides over the mutant registration act. Iron Man and Captain America the "captains" of both sides as well as many other heroes. Several have already died and Spider-Man did something that has made horrible consiquences. Thor is comming in too
Dude: Have you heard of Marvel Civil War?
Me: Duh, dude go out and buy some effing comics about it then we can talk
Dude: Im on it
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A situation whereby one regrets their own existence.
S: Hows Life
Z : Pretty shit, i fucking hate my life and i want to kill myself.
S: In other words, it's a Normal Civil Day
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a dull, dumb, or simply all around unintelligent person; i.e. somebody that is about as bright as a civil war penny
That guy is so gullible, he's a real civil war penny alright.
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a system by which American authorities can legally seize your property if they suspect that it was used to make or sell drugs, or bought with drug money.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.
Ethel Hylton: "Why are you taking my money?"
Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."
Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."
Cop: "No, but your money has."
Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"
Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."
Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"
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A state of total intoxication only achieved from drinking copious amounts of booze.
The origins of this phrase can be traced back to the days of the Civil War when modern anesthetics were not as readily available and wounded soldiers in need of amputation would be given as much alcohol as possible before getting their limbs removed.
Yo, did you see Carl tonight...he took 18 shots before he went out, and now he's getting dome from the ugliest dumpster slut I've ever seen.
Yeah, that cat is civil war drunk.
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