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Disingenuous claims to a lack of funds, in the fashion of Hillary Clinton.
Maintaining a flawed standard for 'empty' coffers.
Guy 1: "You want to get pizza?"
Guy 2: "Who's paying? I'm broke."
Guy 1: "Man, you're Clinton broke, you just bought a new car."
(1) aka William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill Clinton, aka Mr. Hillary Clinton, aka Billary Clinton. Former USA president, between George Bush and George W. Bush.
(2) A dumbass who smokes pot WITHOUT inhaling! What's the point?
(3) Someone who uses cigars (and joints?) to dip into and suck up pussy juice.
When I'm fucking, my Willy Clinton is between two Bushes.
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A person who is very stupid, completely uneducated on the political spectrum, and is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn't realize what national security is. Has 5 participation trophies they gladly show off, and whenever they don't get what they want, they'll destroy something but call it peaceful. Usually consist of lazy people who want free shit, or masculine fat women and feminine scrawny men.
Person 1: "Who's the white man-looking woman telling everyone they have white privilege that has a friend with a mask on while smashing cars during a "peaceful" protest?"
Person 2: "Oh, thats a Clinton supporter!"
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1. 42nd president of the United States. Bill Clinton Ushered in the Age of the "world wide web" and was the first US president to send an Email (March 1993).
2. Although famous for a sex scandal that included oral sex among other acts with several secretaries, Clinton accomplished several tasks, for which he was either hated or loved, depending on the party.
3. Bill Clinton Waged rather successfully two Wars, Bosnia and Kosovo, which like Reagan, no one remembers. He managed to save thousands of American lives by using the Star Wars strategy of Ronald Reagan.
4. Clinton was the first U.S. president to allow Gays in the Military with his "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the 1990s.
5. Clinton was elected shortly after an Appearance on the Arsenio Hall show, where he played a Saxaphone on live Television.
6. Clinton's Vice President Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet, and the Environment, but he was only half right. (See Al Gore).
7. Clinton fired Janet Reno for suggesting masterbation be made socially acceptable and taught in schools.
"When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."
"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth."
"'We're not inflicting pain on these fuckers,' Clinton said, softly at first. 'When people kill us, they should be killed in greater numbers.'
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bill clinton is hands down the worlds biggest pimp
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Most caring, strong, powerful, understanding ,smat, qual. and beautiful woman runnig for president.
She had got a good heart and a place for blacks, gays, latinos, women just for everyone who didn't hurt somebody....It is a shame that america is full of racists and sexist bc otherwise they'd have the best president ever. @hillaryclinton.fanpage on insta
Did u see that beautiful badass in a jumpsiut?
Must have been Hillary Clinton!
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Bill Clinton, adulturer, and former President of the United States.
BJ Clinton loves a little Monica, in his life.
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