dinosaur jr

possibly the best grunge band of all time, they're like contemporary neil young with even more distortion

man, J. Mascis from Dinosaur jr is like the modern neil young

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ass clown

popularized by the film "office space" this refers to a dickface who has in some way wronged or annoyed you or is in general a prick, take for instance: Michael Bolton

exerpt from a scene in "office space"

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

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todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

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ooky

something that is caveman-ish, anything caveman related

dude, that guy wearing a loincloth and carrying a bone is seriously ooky

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queens of the stone age

a band that plays rock music so awesome that you'll shit in someone elses pants

queens of the stone age discography

queens of the stone age(self titled)
rated r
songs for the deaf
lullabies to paralyze
era vulgaris

buy them all

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rooty tooty fresh and fruity

1. a dish at the international house of pancakes, ihop
2. a sex act where you ejaculate onto a womans breasts, then hit her in the face with a waffle iron
3. a sex act where you fuck a chick in the ass from the front, while rhythmically hitting her in the face with a waffle iron

1.i'm gonna order the rooty tooty fresh and fruity
2.i gave my girlfriend a rooty tooty fresh and fruity last night, but now she has checkered marks on her face
3.my girlfriend is really kinky, she likes rooty tooty fresh and fruity

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poser

1. someone who tries way too hard to fit in with a social group
2. anybody who wears a visor beanie
3. always emphatically claims to not be a poser
4. tries way too hard to impress those who he/she finds cool, and as a result ends up being their little bitch, not realizing that the person they try to impress probably doesnt like them very much
5. wears a polo shirt with the collar popped
6. only shops at abercrombie, or american eagle

"sam watson is such a poser, he always walks around with that gay visor beanie and his collar popped. he does everything matt tells him to just to try to impress him, he doesnt even realize that matt doesnt even like him that much"

see also deuchebag

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