Rollin Coal

The act of passing a thick, noxious gas out of your your ass while passing through large crowed areas. Bonus points if it is loud and has a clingy consistency, as you want people to know that your are the villain of this dastardly deed. Not to be confused with carpet bombing or crop dusting whereas the pilots try to remain anonymous while dumping their payloads in crowded areas.

I was with my Uncle and he was Rollin Coal all over them pansies waiting in line at the blood donation center.

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Hot Coal

When one deficates into a sock then slaps another across the face with it.

"Dude, you just totally hot coaled me"

"Your mother loves a hot coal"

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friend of coal

White girl who, for whatever reason, prefers the dark meat (black men).

"Uh, oh, I just spent $20 on drinks for Cindy and she's leaving with Toby. She must be a friend of coal."

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coal hole

Its when your dont wipe your rectum and poop crust over

Yo dequan this chick got coal hole

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Coal hole

Old-fashioned British slang meaning something equivalent to ‘arsehole’ or ‘dickhead’.

‘You absolute coal hole,’ said Christian to Susie.

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Coal Mining

Doing her in the anus...with a hard hat on (condom)

I really didnt want to get her pregnant, so I just went coal mining.

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Coal Chamber

Good band, they are not that heavy, you morons just heard the Dark Days album, which overall, is the heaviest but they are more dark than "death" and no they are NOT heavier than Slipknot.

Something in my mind keeps me satisfied,
Shoved aside to be pushed to the wayside.
If you lead I will follow you.

Vague memories in my mind they hide,
Shoved aside to get thrown by the wayside.
If you lead I will follow you.

Dreamtime comes quick when broken.
Keep me satisfied so help me.

So long i prayed for dreamtime,
So help me.

And it's inside of you my friend
Who'll save me who will?
It's all inside of you, dreamtime

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