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Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler February 23, 2016


Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum

I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it

by Cloud City resident April 27, 2018


Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB March 22, 2018


colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy April 12, 2016


Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019


Colorado Elephant

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

by Sircurlsalot July 13, 2015

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colorado corndog

When a man spreads a woman's butt cheeks and then poops down her butt crack and when the poop slides over her butthole he puts his penis in the girls butthole pushing not only his penis in but the poop as well.

Colorado corndog

by samuel dillybottom February 28, 2014

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