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Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

by 1iquidFreshness March 03, 2012


Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB March 22, 2018


Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum

I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it

by Cloud City resident April 27, 2018


Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler February 23, 2016


Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019


Colorado Cowboy

When a female initiates the reverse cowgirl position and 2 rotating drilldos go up her ass to get that ultimate cowgirl experience.

Marlene had a good night to herself last night and drank a two decade bottle of wine, then proceeded to give herself a Colorado Cowboy.

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 18, 2019


Colorado Elephant

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

by Sircurlsalot July 13, 2015